as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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