Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Randomize