watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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