In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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