i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
