They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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