i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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