false alarm. still invincible.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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