Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
