fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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