I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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