Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i will never coherently bang her
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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