So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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