i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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