how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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