rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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