I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
sick fucks of a feather flock together
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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