What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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