Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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