What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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