What a fucking waste of an outfit
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
