you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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