marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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