You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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