Are we in a gay sports bar?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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