super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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