I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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