New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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