Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize
