Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i think i have two assholes
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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