you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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