yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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