Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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