I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Oh god it's open bar.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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