plz talk dirty to me
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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