Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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