just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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