I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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