I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Acid is not a monday night drug
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I pour the whiskey from now on
Randomize
