i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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