we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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