Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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