Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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