Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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