jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
one might say we're banned from that church
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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