It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You ruined the universe
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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