Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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