I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
don't judge my taste in strippers
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
