People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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