This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Randomize
