chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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