Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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