Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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