whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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