Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
vagina is talking i cant
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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