our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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