Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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