just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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