: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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